MICHAEL Future MBAs- We're all Ivy League, already accepted. Pure and perfect, she passes Cameron and Michael without a look. BLAISE, the one-step-away-from-medication English Teacher, tries to remember what she's talking about.
Michael steers Cameron through the crowd as he points to various cliques. DEREK (very stoned) Michael, my brother, peace Cameron turns to follow Michael as they walk into the cafeteria. Michael sits with a group of studious-looking teens. Cameron stops listening as BIANCA walks by, and we go SLO MO. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. ENGLISH CLASS - DAY A room full of bored seniors doodle and scare off into space MS.
They head out of the office MICHAEL (continuing) So -- which Dakota you from?
Someday I'll be sipping Merlot while those guys -- He points to the table of jocks, as they torture various passers-by. Cameron is smitten CAMERON That girl -- I -- MICHAEL You burn, you pine, you perish?
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