[Read: Tips to be charming and liked by everyone] Being funny isn’t about reciting jokes all the time.
We collected the 13 weirdest dating books we could find, all the while shuddering at the idea of people actually reading them in search of tips for their love lives. Would you peruse any of these titles for some dating advice? For example, an online retailer could connect hip trends to the older generation.A subject line like, “Ten Trendy Styles Even Your Grandmother Thinks Are On Fleek,” could get a smile from your readers and encourage customers of all generations to open your email. Since hiring Amy Schumer or John Oliver is probably out of the question, you’ll have to channel your own inner comedian. We have four tips to help you create chuckle-worthy subject lines.Try to combine your product or service with something out of the ordinary.And then I'm bad because I chicken out and get scared and overwhelmed and run away." 2. "I usually date my friends, like people that I'm close to already. It's not good to date your friends, I don't think." 3. ' I'm like, 'OK, bye.' But guys want answers because their egos are more sensitive, I think. After stumbling upon this majestic list of terrible dating advice, we realized that it was too good not to share.We could have edited it fully, and made it into something that somewhat resembles sage dating wisdom, but some of these tips are pure gold on their own.This list is one of those glorious happy accidents that the Internet sometimes graces us with.We've gathered some of the world's worst dating tips for women, and compiled them in one place.If you’re not into celebrity gossip, we won’t force you to read tabloids, but celebrities are always good for a faux pas here and there.From fashion fails on the red carpet to odd occurrences like Charlie Sheen’s “Winning” rant, Hollywood can provide material for a subject line or two. People tend to skirt some issues and sugarcoat others to avoid hurt feelings, but it’s okay to be brutally honest on occasion as long is it’s appropriate for your biz. For example, a restaurant could say, “We promise not to ask how it tastes when your mouth is full.” Accountants can play up how awful paying taxes is by referencing the famous Ben Franklin quote, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” An auto repair service can talk about running on empty.But if you haven’t picked up the funny bone influence from past experiences, don’t worry about it.