Finally, the Hitch script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Will Smith, Eva Mendes, and Kevin James This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Hitch. Basic principles: No woman wakes up saying: "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today." Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me." Or something like, "I just need some space." Or my personal favorite: "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off. So tonight, when you're wondering what to say, how you look, or if she likes you... That means she said yes when she could have said no. We have taken the speed dating concept and have created Speed Date Philadelphia, the most SUCCESSFUL and FUN way to meet other singles in Philadelphia.At our event every participant will go on up to 15 dates. After every 5 dates, there is a small 8-minute break so you can gather your thoughts on the people you just met, mingle some more, or get a drink. but what she's really saying is, "Get away from me now." Or possibly, "Try harder, stupid." Well, which one is it? She's a nice person, she doesn't wanna hurt your feelings.
It has been popularized on episodes of "Sex and the City" and in the big hit movies "Hitch" and "The 40 Year Old Virgin." It was also memorably introduced in episodes of "Flavor of Love," "The Two Coreys," and "Gene Simmons Family Jewels." We're glad you made it to our site.
There will be drink specials for all the participants, and everyone is welcome to stay after the event to continue getting to know each other if there's a spark.
On a match card that we will give you at the beginning of our event, you will write down the names of the singles that you liked; and if one of them pick you too, then there's a "match" and we will forward you each other's contact information the very next day!
I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it.
And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" that you have stamped on your forehead. And the lingerie is for a woman I'm no longer seeing...